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Diestl replied

11 February 2007, 09:08
One place I worked was full of stereotypical geeks, very bad looking and zero social skills (or any other skills).
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Mr Crosby replied

11 February 2007, 07:54
Originally posted by sasguru

You're

HTH

No I'm not another £5 please.
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OwlHoot replied

9 February 2007, 19:44
Sounds like he fell out of the ugly tree, and hit every branch on the way down.

I work with a guy with a goggle-eyed squint, just like my avatar. It's quite unnerving walking past him working at his PC because even when staring engrossed at the screen it seems like he is looking at me with one eye, and I'm sure he can see sideways like a chameleon.

The odd thing is he's quite a good pool player, whereas you'd think he'd miss every shot.
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DaveB replied

9 February 2007, 13:10
Originally posted by zeitghost

I'm not.

And possibly better looking than either of them
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SallyAnne replied

9 February 2007, 11:01
Originally posted by Churchill

Only after kissing you darling!

Ah you think about that a lot dont you - it's ok, you're only human
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sasguru replied

9 February 2007, 10:43
Originally posted by Mr Crosby

Your Bernard Manning and I claim my £5.

You're

HTH
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Churchill replied

9 February 2007, 10:43
Originally posted by SallyAnne

Churchill is so ugly he could scare the flies off a tulip wagon

Only after kissing you darling!
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andy replied

9 February 2007, 10:26
I am so ugly that I went to a haunted house and came out with an application
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The Farmer replied

9 February 2007, 10:26
Originally posted by SallyAnne

Churchill is so ugly he could scare the files off a tulip wagon

Churchill has a face that resembles the inside of a tulip smugglers sack
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SallyAnne replied

9 February 2007, 10:23
Churchill is so ugly he could scare the files off a tulip wagon
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andy replied

9 February 2007, 10:21
I am so ugly that I go out only on halloween
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The Farmer replied

9 February 2007, 10:20
Originally posted by DimPrawn

I'm so ugly that when I was born the midwife slapped my mother.

Dim Prawn is so ugly that when he goes to the pictures to see the Elephant Man he ends up signing autographs for an hour after the show!

I'm O.K/normal.....that's what the voices tell me.
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chubba replied

9 February 2007, 10:12
(stands up) No, I am ugly!
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Churchill replied

9 February 2007, 10:10
Originally posted by DimPrawn

I'm so ugly that when I was born the midwife slapped my mother.

Actually, yeah, you win the ugliness contest. Congrats!
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Mr Crosby replied

9 February 2007, 10:09
Your Bernard Manning and I claim my £5.
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