Naked Attraction redux

[vetran]

Here you go, next contender

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/a...ld-Record.html

Woman, 31, with the world's biggest female mouth reveals she had to prove she'd had 'no surgery' and could 'naturally' open it 2.56 inches before bagging the Guinness World Record

• Samantha Ramsdell, 31, from Connecticut, has mouth which opens 2.56 inches
• She's broken Guinness record for the world's largest mouth gape of a female
• Showed off mouth on This Morning today by eating an entire sandwich whole

By MONICA GREEP FOR MAILONLINE

[Gibbon]

Here you go, next contender

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/a...ld-Record.html

Well Warty's sex induced shrunken brain would fit, now it fully resides in his manhood.

[vetran]

Well Warty's sex induced shrunken brain would fit, now it fully resides in his manhood.

Jealousy is a terrible thing.

[AtW]

[BR14]

[Whorty]

Yep nutty for nookie but normal for marriage!

oh dear sorry about that, you hardly needed that sort of tulip.

Thanks .. but my own making too. Led by Little Whorty! We all make our choices in life, and I have no one to blame but me.

[Whorty]

tulip man, meeting parents and kids is sending 'its serious' signals. Just get a few no strings things going for a good while.

You need to De Niro's advice from Heat:
A guy told me one time, "Don't let yourself get attached to anything you are not willing to walk out on in 30 seconds flat if you feel the heat around the corner."

BTW 'your heat' is a pretty young thing with pounds in her eyes and mind, whilst your eyes are on her knickers and your mind on the last full on BJ.

Hard to argue with much of that, but when they throw it at you and she was much younger and frickin hot, the mind decides to turn off and other parts of the body take over!

[Whorty]

Well Warty's sex induced shrunken brain would fit, now it fully resides in his manhood.

I'd have to strap a plank to my @rse if that came at me!

[Gibbon]

Jealousy is a terrible thing.

Well at least you're honest about it which means you can can do something about it. Been there with my first marriage, the first storm of desire soon pales into insignificance compared to the pain afterwards. Remember those 'hot' women are like hurricanes, when they come they are warm and wet, when they leave they feck off with your house and savings.

[ladymuck]

Thanks .. but my own making too. Led by Little Whorty! We all make our choices in life, and I have no one to blame but me.

Hey, it's not the size but what you do with it that counts