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DOOM: Jobs for the Young 'Uns

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    #11
    Originally posted by Paralytic View Post
    With the rollout Covid jab, over 50% of adult humans in the UK are already (Gates') robots.
    It’s all happening as Simon had foreseen...

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      #12
      Originally posted by ladymuck View Post

      I want the Moderna one as that gives you big boobs and a tendency to croon country music tunes.
      Boobs that can sing. That's true scientific progress.

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        #13
        Originally posted by AtW View Post

        Can you program robots in VB6?
        You are not the first to ask this.

        https://www.robotshop.com/community/...ol-arm/15755/2

        First Law of Contracting: Only the strong survive

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          #14
          Maybe youngsters could get a job picking up litter they just leave?
          First Law of Contracting: Only the strong survive

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            #15
            Originally posted by ladymuck View Post

            I want the Moderna one as that gives you big boobs and a tendency to croon country music tunes.
            Very droll

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              #16
              Originally posted by _V_ View Post
              Maybe youngsters could get a job picking up litter they just leave?
              Not just young people, I see plenty in their 30s and 40s leaving their crap behind in all sorts of places.

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                #17
                Originally posted by ladymuck View Post

                I want the Moderna one as that gives you big boobs and a tendency to croon country music tunes.
                Covid protection and a boob job. Kill two birds with one stone.

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by _V_ View Post
                  Maybe youngsters could get a job picking up litter they just leave?
                  That sort of thing really riles me. It's pure laziness. It's not hard to take your rubbish away with you if there isn't a bin nearby.

                  And it's all age groups who do that. It seems people in the UK are quick to complain about places looking like a mess but utterly fail to realise that it's them causing it.

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by Paralytic View Post

                    Boobs that can sing. That's true scientific progress.
                    No reason why not, when they can already hold up a table!

                    2021-03-31 Woman with 34GG breasts becomes a TikTok star with videos showing how she can hold up garden chairs, a water bottle and even a TABLE by placing them under her bust




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                      #20
                      Originally posted by ladymuck View Post

                      I want the Moderna one as that gives you big boobs and a tendency to croon country music tunes.
                      OK so now I need to start singing?
                      Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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