‘Oh No! I’ve peed off the Mods with my crap postings! What can I do?’

[northernladuk]

Any one explain to me exactly which demographic Cojak is pee'd off at here? I don't understand it.

I know it would be quicker to ask who doesn't irk her but I just mean in this particular context.

[MarillionFan]

Any one explain to me exactly which demographic Cojak is pee'd off at here? I don't understand it.

I know it would be quicker to ask who doesn't irk her but I just mean in this particular context.

If they made me a mod again, you'd be out of here quicker than s**t out of a goose who's been fed on a diet of jalapenos for a month before having the tape removed that was keeping the cork in place in it's arse.

[northernladuk]

If they made me a mod again, you'd be out of here quicker than s**t out of a goose who's been fed on a diet of jalapenos for a month before having the tape removed that was keeping the cork in place in it's arse.

Daaaaamn. That fast?

[MarillionFan]

Daaaaamn. That fast?

[eek]

If they made me a mod again, you'd be out of here quicker than s**t out of a goose who's been fed on a diet of jalapenos for a month before having the tape removed that was keeping the cork in place in it's arse.

You seem to know so much about it that it sounds like a job you've had in the past.

[cojak]

Have you tried changing your posting style Cojak? On the whole it's quite preachy & condescending & a lot of posters and moderators don't like that. Perhaps try not to be the 'Know it'all' and add in some banter & humility but not anything racist, sexist or homophobic, least that why there is less chance of you upsetting people & finding yourself banned love. Oh and try combing your hair every now and then, nobody likes messy hair.

*Checks forum*

Feck off fatty, haven't you got some sleds to sell?

And don't spill yer mint tea on the way out...

[vetran]

You seem to know so much about it that it sounds like a job you've had in the past.

Close but it wasn't a goose, didn't you wonder why Mordy was walking funny?

[OwlHoot]

You seem to know so much about it that it sounds like a job you've had in the past.

Yes, he once worked in a goose plucking factory. Those supermarket frozen geese don't pluck themselves!

[MarillionFan]

Yes, he once worked in a goose plucking factory. Those supermarket frozen geese don't pluck themselves!

Only the ones trapped in a room with Atw

[vetran]

Yes, he once worked in a goose plucking factory. Those supermarket frozen geese don't pluck themselves!

Would cojak get upset if I called you a miserable plucker?