Rectal DOOM

[AtW]

“ MAJOR BREAKTHROUGH IN BATTLE AGAINST COVID-19: BEIJING NOW OFFERING ‘RECTAL’ CORONAVIRUS TESTS

What was once a “joke” on the Hammer and Nigel Show has become a reality in Beijing thanks to the miracle of modern medicine: Rectal Coronavirus Tests.

Thank goodness because nasal swabs, while incredibly accurate, were SO uncomfortable. In fact, we suspect it’s one of the reasons that so many people are reluctant to get tested.”

Major Breakthrough in Battle Against COVID-19: Beijing Now Offering 'Rectal' Coronavirus Tests | 93.1FM WIBC

[xoggoth]

Yeh, Think I'd rather have it up there than up me nose.

PS A swab I mean.

[d000hg]

It's going to make the drive-in centres interesting, you pull up then moon them through your window?

[AtW]

It's going to make the drive-in centres interesting, you pull up then moon them through your window?

No, they'll drill through the cars floor like in Total Recall...

[d000hg]

No, they'll drill through the cars floor like in Total Recall...

[AtW]

[d000hg]

Well played

[Andy2]

There will be glory holes in testing centres

[edison]

Yeh, Think I'd rather have it up there than up me nose.

PS A swab I mean.

I've had the nose/throat covid test and agree that I'd prefer a swab up the bottom.

[AtW]

I've had the nose/throat covid test and agree that I'd prefer a swab up the bottom.

You do realise that they still have to reach your nostrils and throat?