I have no issue with this. They better do it properly though, as in reaching my prostate with the swab & twist it MUCH more that 10 times.
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Anal followed by Nasal for double the accuracyOriginally posted by AtW View PostThank goodness because nasal swabs, while incredibly accurate, were SO uncomfortable”Comment
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How do they make the lateral flow tests work anally?Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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Get a BA to do it?Originally posted by d000hg View PostHow do they make the lateral flow tests work anally?Comment
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Originally posted by edison View PostI've had the nose/throat covid test and agree that I'd prefer a swab up the bottom.I've had two colonoscopies where a tube a metre long got shoved up there, I think I'll cope with a swab!Originally posted by AtW View PostYou do realise that they still have to reach your nostrils and throat?
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