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edison replied

27 January 2021, 17:05
Originally posted by edison View Post

I've had the nose/throat covid test and agree that I'd prefer a swab up the bottom.

Originally posted by AtW View Post

You do realise that they still have to reach your nostrils and throat?

I've had two colonoscopies where a tube a metre long got shoved up there, I think I'll cope with a swab!
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xoggoth replied

27 January 2021, 16:55
Originally posted by Fraidycat View Post

Anal followed by Nasal for double the accuracy

I assume they change the swab.
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AtW replied

27 January 2021, 16:35
Originally posted by d000hg View Post

How do they make the lateral flow tests work anally?

Get a BA to do it?
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d000hg replied

27 January 2021, 16:30
How do they make the lateral flow tests work anally?
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Fraidycat replied

27 January 2021, 16:27
Originally posted by AtW View Post

Thank goodness because nasal swabs, while incredibly accurate, were SO uncomfortable”

Anal followed by Nasal for double the accuracy
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clearedforlanding replied

27 January 2021, 15:43
I have no issue with this. They better do it properly though, as in reaching my prostate with the swab & twist it MUCH more that 10 times.
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AtW replied

27 January 2021, 14:51
Originally posted by edison View Post

I've had the nose/throat covid test and agree that I'd prefer a swab up the bottom.

You do realise that they still have to reach your nostrils and throat?
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edison replied

27 January 2021, 14:49
Originally posted by xoggoth View Post

Yeh, Think I'd rather have it up there than up me nose.

PS A swab I mean.

I've had the nose/throat covid test and agree that I'd prefer a swab up the bottom.
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Andy2 replied

27 January 2021, 14:29
There will be glory holes in testing centres
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d000hg replied

27 January 2021, 14:20
Well played
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AtW replied

27 January 2021, 14:18
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d000hg replied

27 January 2021, 14:16
Originally posted by AtW View Post

No, they'll drill through the cars floor like in Total Recall...
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AtW replied

27 January 2021, 14:15
Originally posted by d000hg View Post

It's going to make the drive-in centres interesting, you pull up then moon them through your window?

No, they'll drill through the cars floor like in Total Recall...
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d000hg replied

27 January 2021, 14:14
It's going to make the drive-in centres interesting, you pull up then moon them through your window?
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xoggoth replied

27 January 2021, 14:10
Yeh, Think I'd rather have it up there than up me nose.

PS A swab I mean.
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