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Finally I am going to be sexually irresistible!

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    #11
    Originally posted by AtW View Post
    What happens in Swindon - stays in Swindon.*
    * Subject to escalation to Bridgwater Services.

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      #12
      Rats. Happily married for over thirty years and now I find I could have married some rich bint.

      Meh. No complaints.
      Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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        #13
        I already am sexually irresistible. Only to lizards unfortunately.
        bloggoth

        If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
        John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)

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          #14
          Originally posted by xoggoth View Post
          I already am sexually irresistible. Only to lizards unfortunately.

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            #15
            Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post
            Rats. Happily married for over thirty years and now I find I could have married some rich bint.



            Meh. No complaints.

            You mean you didn't? oops.

            Mrs V is lovely she puts up with me (its probably charity) and she has a hot bod as well!
            Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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              #16
              Originally posted by AtW View Post

              I see your Diana and raise you Anna

              Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                #17
                Originally posted by vetran View Post
                I see your Diana and raise you Anna

                You'll be lucky
                "You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JR

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by SueEllen View Post
                  You'll be lucky
                  Was always rubbish at cards
                  Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by AtW View Post
                    That's a lizard? Wouldn't mind that.
                    bloggoth

                    If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
                    John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by vetran View Post
                      You mean you didn't? oops.

                      Mrs V is lovely she puts up with me (its probably charity) and she has a hot bod as well!
                      That only happens when you forget to turn her electric blanket off...
                      His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...

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