Finally I am going to be sexually irresistible!

[Old Greg]

What happens in Swindon - stays in Swindon.*

* Subject to escalation to Bridgwater Services.

[NotAllThere]

Rats. Happily married for over thirty years and now I find I could have married some rich bint.

Meh. No complaints.

[xoggoth]

I already am sexually irresistible. Only to lizards unfortunately.

[AtW]

I already am sexually irresistible. Only to lizards unfortunately.

[vetran]

Rats. Happily married for over thirty years and now I find I could have married some rich bint.



Meh. No complaints.

You mean you didn't? oops.

Mrs V is lovely she puts up with me (its probably charity) and she has a hot bod as well!

[vetran]

I see your Diana and raise you Anna

[SueEllen]

I see your Diana and raise you Anna

You'll be lucky

[vetran]

You'll be lucky

Was always rubbish at cards

[xoggoth]

That's a lizard? Wouldn't mind that.

[Mordac]

You mean you didn't? oops.

Mrs V is lovely she puts up with me (its probably charity) and she has a hot bod as well!

That only happens when you forget to turn her electric blanket off...