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At least Kim Jong Un actually points at the thing he is pointing at.
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It looks like Boris is saying "So the virus is in that box? Can I touch it? Will it bite?"First Law of Contracting: Only the strong surviveComment
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It's hard to point accurately when you're this confused.Originally posted by eek View PostAt least Kim Jong Un actually points at the thing he is pointing at.
Boris's aim seems to be off there.
Last edited by Uncle Albert; 16 September 2020, 08:24.England's greatest sailor since Nelson lost the armada.Comment
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You'll be glad to know that I shook hands with the virus, and it washed its hands thoroughly afterwards to avoid contamination.Originally posted by _V_ View PostIt looks like Boris is saying "So the virus is in that box? Can I touch it? Will it bite?"Comment
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ftfyOriginally posted by Old Greg View PostYou'll be glad to know that I shook hands with the virus, and it counted its fingers afterwards .Comment
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And nipped down the chemist for emergency contraception.Originally posted by BR14 View PostftfyComment
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