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WTFH replied

16 September 2020, 09:37
Auditioning for the role of Double Oh - F**k
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Old Greg replied

16 September 2020, 09:35
Originally posted by BR14 View Post

ftfy

And nipped down the chemist for emergency contraception.
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BR14 replied

16 September 2020, 08:35
Originally posted by Old Greg View Post

You'll be glad to know that I shook hands with the virus, and it counted its fingers afterwards .

ftfy
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Old Greg replied

16 September 2020, 08:22
Originally posted by _V_ View Post

It looks like Boris is saying "So the virus is in that box? Can I touch it? Will it bite?"

You'll be glad to know that I shook hands with the virus, and it washed its hands thoroughly afterwards to avoid contamination.
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Uncle Albert replied

16 September 2020, 08:18
Originally posted by eek View Post

At least Kim Jong Un actually points at the thing he is pointing at.

Boris's aim seems to be off there.

It's hard to point accurately when you're this confused.

Last edited by Uncle Albert; 16 September 2020, 08:24.
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clearedforlanding replied

15 September 2020, 16:45
Here he is pointing at the UK's international reputation.
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_V_ replied

15 September 2020, 16:44
It looks like Boris is saying "So the virus is in that box? Can I touch it? Will it bite?"
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eek replied

15 September 2020, 16:23
At least Kim Jong Un actually points at the thing he is pointing at.

Boris's aim seems to be off there.
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clearedforlanding started a topic Kim Jong Un pointing at things

15 September 2020, 16:21
Kim Jong Un pointing at things
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