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    Hands. Face. Space

    Another new slogan for you all to learn, why don't they just write a little jingle...(it actually came out in July but was overshadowed by 'Eat Out To Help Out):

    'Hands, face, space' slogan to be hammered home as winter approaches | Metro News

    Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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    Hands. Face. Space.

    First Law of Contracting: Only the strong survive

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      Isn't it a bit odd that we are we supposed to sneeze into our elbows and then bump elbows with others instead of shaking hands? How much of this virus has been transmitted via elbows?
      bloggoth

      If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
      John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)

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        Originally posted by xoggoth View Post
        Isn't it a bit odd that we are we supposed to sneeze into our elbows and then bump elbows with others instead of shaking hands? How much of this virus has been transmitted via elbows?

        Are you saying it’s actually elbowla?
        …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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          Originally posted by xoggoth View Post
          Isn't it a bit odd that we are we supposed to sneeze into our elbows and then bump elbows with others instead of shaking hands? How much of this virus has been transmitted via elbows?
          There's probably very British etiquette which elbow you foul, and which you proffer. Akin to not eating curry with your poo hand in foreign lands.

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          Originally posted by MaryPoppins
          I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
          Originally posted by vetran
          Urine is quite nourishing

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            Next up is 'Operation Moon-shot' ...
            Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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                Bozo the Clown: the gift that never stops giving.
                When the fun stops, STOP.

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                    Originally posted by darmstadt View Post
                    Next up is 'Operation Moon-shot' ...
                    Which is code for: probably not going to happen. Which seemed to be made pretty clear in the conference.

                    BBC News are saying rapid tests do not exist yet, but that's categorically untrue.
                    Originally posted by MaryPoppins
                    I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
                    Originally posted by vetran
                    Urine is quite nourishing

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