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The End Of Cummings?
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Seeing the title of the thread I had to think if I wanted to click on it.

qhHe had a negative bluety on a quackhandle and was quadraspazzed on a lifeglug.
I look forward to your all knowing and likely sarcastic and unhelpful reply.
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Have they tried to make the ID card cover blue?Originally posted by SueEllen View Post
[Note: Every time the government has tried to introduce ID cards back in the UK it's failed and there have been loads of protests.]Comment
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A digital ID is not really an ID card though? I've used these digital ID verification tools (as I'm sure others have) for things like DBS checks and it's a right faff having to re-do it every time. And I already have a government gateway ID (though I don't know what it is).Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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One positive thing is that this sounds like a colossal project (and waste of money) so I would expect some chunky contract opportunities.
Given it's government, project delays will be guaranteed so get ready for 24-36 months of safe income.
Mmm...unless infosys already have their chubby greasy hands all over it.Comment
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When he says he hasn't come to steal your country?Originally posted by BR14 View Posthow can you tell when an Englishman's lying?
That should appeal to the Celtic Fringe.
When the fun stops, STOP.Comment
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I see yet another of Ye UglyMother****erOfDowningStreet's little protoges has just departed his job due to posting that it's time the plod were using real bullets on the hoi polloi.
10cc- Rubber bullets - YouTubeWhen the fun stops, STOP.Comment
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nah, when his lips move.Originally posted by DoctorStrangelove View PostWhen he says he hasn't come to steal your country?
That should appeal to the Celtic Fringe.
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A certain Ms Dido Harding will be put in charge.Originally posted by PCTNN View PostOne positive thing is that this sounds like a colossal project (and waste of money) so I would expect some chunky contract opportunities.
Given it's government, project delays will be guaranteed so get ready for 24-36 months of safe income.
Mmm...unless infosys already have their chubby greasy hands all over it.
Due to her track record they will scrap it due to the IT feck ups and the legal challenges."You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JRComment
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Originally posted by PCTNN View PostOne positive thing is that this sounds like a colossal project (and waste of money) so I would expect some chunky contract opportunities.
Given it's government, project delays will be guaranteed so get ready for 24-36 months of safe income.
Mmm...unless infosys already have their chubby greasy hands all over it.Outsourced of course...Originally posted by SueEllen View PostA certain Ms Dido Harding will be put in charge.
Due to her track record they will scrap it due to the IT feck ups and the legal challenges.“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”Comment
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