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    #11
    But aren't other countries even more full of horrible foreign sorts than the UK?
    bloggoth

    If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
    John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)

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      #12
      Originally posted by Buffoon
      A hansom charmer? Nope.

      A fat, obnoxious idiot living in a world of my own? Yes.
      Buffoon is Threaded and I claim my fiver!

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        #13
        I would hazard there are less Danes in the entire world than foreign sorts in London.
        Insanity: repeating the same actions, but expecting different results.
        threadeds website, and here's my blog.

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          #14
          Threaded u were from England but now live in Denmark???

          Is the tax situation much better for you now?

          You know, I've even already paid them my outstanding tax for the 05/06 years tax return (additional tax on dividends). I paid them online by bank transfer. And still the w*nkers chase me for my tax return.

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            #15
            Originally posted by TazMaN
            Threaded u were from England but now live in Denmark???

            Is the tax situation much better for you now?
            He is a personal friend to the Danish equivalent of Chancellor, so in answer to both questions, yes.

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              #16
              Originally posted by Churchill
              Buffoon is Threaded and I claim my fiver!
              That is a horrid thing to say. You're lucky I've found God. Join with him and learn the error of your ways.
              Drivel is my speciality

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                #17
                Originally posted by Buffoon
                That is a horrid thing to say. You're lucky I've found God. Join with him and learn the error of your ways.
                Yeah, I could do with a good tulip.

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by zamzummim
                  Why didn't you do register online?
                  Because they require evidence of intention to trade - i.e. a copy of contract(s), which is only possible by post..

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by Churchill
                    Yeah, I could do with a good tulip.

                    Where's Chico when you need him?
                    "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by TazMaN
                      I've already submitted my Tax Return last week, recorded delivery you assh*les, so stop calling me asking for me.

                      How incompetent is every single government department? That's why we hate paying taxes, you waste of space waste of everything government departments.

                      F**kin w*nk*rs hope they all fall off a cliff.
                      They rang my Mrs last week reminding her that her return was due. I was wondering what they were upto !? Is this routine ?

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