Reply to: f**kin Anal HMRC keep calling

[rootsnall]

I'm not having sleepness nights over the call. I'm quite sure it's routine. Why they care so much is beyond me, after all they get bonus fines/interest payments for every late submission.

In any case I'm planning to escape to a remote island with sexy babes, crystal clear waters and a great £/x currency exchange if they come after me.

I had a similar plan but have messed up by acquiring a family. I manage to avoid the sleepless nights on the whole but now and again it gets me and I think its time to go permie.

[AlfredJPruffock]

There have been reports recently of emails requesting information from Hector which are in fact bogus and are phishing attacks attempting to collect your personal details for evil ends - be careful out there.

[Lucifer Box]

In any case I'm planning to escape to a remote island with sexy babes, crystal clear waters and a great £/x currency exchange if they come after me.

The Isle of Dogs?

[ChimpMaster]

Got harassed by the local milkman while tidying up the front garden, he gave it the real hard sell, times must be hard in the milk game.

I don't think the IR are organised enough to be ringing up a hit list of soon to be investigated contractors ! Or should I have a sleepless night of worry !?

I'm not having sleepness nights over the call. I'm quite sure it's routine. Why they care so much is beyond me, after all they get bonus fines/interest payments for every late submission.

In any case I'm planning to escape to a remote island with sexy babes, crystal clear waters and a great £/x currency exchange if they come after me.

[rootsnall]

Myself and Mrs Lucifer both got reminder calls last week which was puzzling seeing as they were both filed on-line a couple of days previously. I queried this with the lady and she said, "oh, we don't have access to the system, we're just working through lists of names, addresses and phone numbers that were printed off for us a couple of weeks ago."




Mind you, DairyCrest phoned me the other day and asked if I'd like my milkman to start leaving me some orange juice. "Not really", I said. "Why?", they asked. "Because he does already", I riposted. Still, that's so-called, self-styled "systems" for you.

Got harassed by the local milkman while tidying up the front garden, he gave it the real hard sell, times must be hard in the milk game.

I don't think the IR are organised enough to be ringing up a hit list of soon to be investigated contractors ! Or should I have a sleepless night of worry !?

[Lucifer Box]

They rang my Mrs last week reminding her that her return was due. I was wondering what they were upto !? Is this routine ?

Myself and Mrs Lucifer both got reminder calls last week which was puzzling seeing as they were both filed on-line a couple of days previously. I queried this with the lady and she said, "oh, we don't have access to the system, we're just working through lists of names, addresses and phone numbers that were printed off for us a couple of weeks ago."




Mind you, DairyCrest phoned me the other day and asked if I'd like my milkman to start leaving me some orange juice. "Not really", I said. "Why?", they asked. "Because he does already", I riposted. Still, that's so-called, self-styled "systems" for you.

[rootsnall]

I've already submitted my Tax Return last week, recorded delivery you assh*les, so stop calling me asking for me.

How incompetent is every single government department? That's why we hate paying taxes, you waste of space waste of everything government departments.

F**kin w*nk*rs hope they all fall off a cliff.

They rang my Mrs last week reminding her that her return was due. I was wondering what they were upto !? Is this routine ?

[DaveB]

Yeah, I could do with a good tulip.

Where's Chico when you need him?

[basshead]

Why didn't you do register online?

Because they require evidence of intention to trade - i.e. a copy of contract(s), which is only possible by post..

[Churchill]

That is a horrid thing to say. You're lucky I've found God. Join with him and learn the error of your ways.

Yeah, I could do with a good tulip.

[Buffoon]

Buffoon is Threaded and I claim my fiver!

That is a horrid thing to say. You're lucky I've found God. Join with him and learn the error of your ways.

[wendigo100]

Threaded u were from England but now live in Denmark???

Is the tax situation much better for you now?

He is a personal friend to the Danish equivalent of Chancellor, so in answer to both questions, yes.

[ChimpMaster]

Threaded u were from England but now live in Denmark???

Is the tax situation much better for you now?

You know, I've even already paid them my outstanding tax for the 05/06 years tax return (additional tax on dividends). I paid them online by bank transfer. And still the w*nkers chase me for my tax return.

[threaded]

I would hazard there are less Danes in the entire world than foreign sorts in London.

[Churchill]

A hansom charmer? Nope.

A fat, obnoxious idiot living in a world of my own? Yes.

Buffoon is Threaded and I claim my fiver!