Cojak, is it really true if I constantly to touch myself whilst reading minestrones posts that I will go blind?
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Last edited by northernladuk; 17 June 2020, 14:41.'CUK forum personality of 2011 - Winner - Yes really!!!!
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Originally posted by northernladuk View PostCojak, is it really true if I constantly to touch myself whilst reading minestrones posts that I will go blind?
Throw in NAT's and Ould Smeg' posts to read as well and you get a guide dog! -
Originally posted by northernladuk View PostCojak, is it really true if I constantly to touch myself whilst reading minestrones posts that I will go blind?
That might explain why you wrote "continue" then changed it to "constantly", because of your failing eyesight…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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You're reading minestrone's posts but you're thinking about vetran.Originally posted by northernladuk View PostCojak, is it really true if I constantly to touch myself whilst reading minestrones posts that I will go blind?Comment
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Originally posted by northernladyuk View PostYou're reading minestrone's posts but you're thinking about vetran.
Doesn't everyone with real taste do that?
Comes to something when your old man screams out NAT & WTFH in bed!Comment
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Only because they are my safe wordsOriginally posted by vetran View PostDoesn't everyone with real taste do that?
Comes to something when your old man screams out NAT & WTFH in bed!
If, however, I am enjoying it and want to be degreaded, absued and beaten mercilessly for no apparant reason I yell out 'Coooooojak''CUK forum personality of 2011 - Winner - Yes really!!!!
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Potatoes potaaatoesOriginally posted by WTFH View PostThat might explain why you wrote "continue" then changed it to "constantly", because of your failing eyesight'CUK forum personality of 2011 - Winner - Yes really!!!!
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well they work - when you shout NAT & WTFH I go right off it, so does Clara!Originally posted by northernladuk View PostOnly because they are my safe words
If, however, I am enjoying it and want to be degreaded, absued and beaten mercilessly for no apparant reason I yell out 'Coooooojak'Comment
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If it's always been the answer to the question "who loves you baby?", why change it?Originally posted by northernladuk View PostOnly because they are my safe words
If, however, I am enjoying it and want to be degreaded, absued and beaten mercilessly for no apparant reason I yell out 'Coooooojak'His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...Comment
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