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Mordac replied

17 June 2020, 22:20
Originally posted by northernladuk View Post

Only because they are my safe words

If, however, I am enjoying it and want to be degreaded, absued and beaten mercilessly for no apparant reason I yell out 'Coooooojak'

If it's always been the answer to the question "who loves you baby?", why change it?
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vetran replied

17 June 2020, 18:52
Originally posted by northernladuk View Post

Only because they are my safe words

If, however, I am enjoying it and want to be degreaded, absued and beaten mercilessly for no apparant reason I yell out 'Coooooojak'

well they work - when you shout NAT & WTFH I go right off it, so does Clara!
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northernladuk replied

17 June 2020, 16:12
Originally posted by WTFH View Post

That might explain why you wrote "continue" then changed it to "constantly", because of your failing eyesight

Potatoes potaaatoes
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northernladuk replied

17 June 2020, 16:11
Originally posted by vetran View Post

Doesn't everyone with real taste do that?

Comes to something when your old man screams out NAT & WTFH in bed!

Only because they are my safe words

If, however, I am enjoying it and want to be degreaded, absued and beaten mercilessly for no apparant reason I yell out 'Coooooojak'
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vetran replied

17 June 2020, 15:42
Originally posted by northernladyuk View Post

You're reading minestrone's posts but you're thinking about vetran.

Doesn't everyone with real taste do that?

Comes to something when your old man screams out NAT & WTFH in bed!
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northernladyuk replied

17 June 2020, 15:41
Originally posted by northernladuk View Post

Cojak, is it really true if I constantly to touch myself whilst reading minestrones posts that I will go blind?

You're reading minestrone's posts but you're thinking about vetran.
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WTFH replied

17 June 2020, 15:34
Originally posted by northernladuk View Post

Cojak, is it really true if I constantly to touch myself whilst reading minestrones posts that I will go blind?

That might explain why you wrote "continue" then changed it to "constantly", because of your failing eyesight
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vetran replied

17 June 2020, 15:15
Originally posted by northernladuk View Post

Cojak, is it really true if I constantly to touch myself whilst reading minestrones posts that I will go blind?

Throw in NAT's and Ould Smeg' posts to read as well and you get a guide dog!
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17 June 2020, 14:38
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Cojak, is it really true if I constantly to touch myself whilst reading minestrones posts that I will go blind?

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