Old fart checker

[Albert Steptoe]

Seems lots of us old farts are dropping dead and nobody notices until the smell gets even worse than usual:

Elderly people are dying alone at home due to coronavirus | Daily Mail Online

Maybe we should have a CUK old fart checker, notify the authorities if we don't post some crap on CUK every day.

[xoggoth]

I second that!

PS Needs adequate security measures. Some on here will be glad to get rid of us, they might assume our identity and make fake post.

[DoctorStrangelove]

You just can't trust these youngsters!

They're just itching to get their mitts on our boomer benefits!

[woohoo]

Having had drinks with some of you old farts, could you advise me on how I can tell if you geezers are dead or not?

[ladymuck]

Having had drinks with some of you old farts, could you advise me on how I can tell if you geezers are dead or not?

[vetran]

Having had drinks with some of you old farts, could you advise me on how I can tell if you geezers are dead or not?

The smell is worse if we are alive? Blame the lentils!

[DoctorStrangelove]

The smell is worse if we are alive? Blame the lentils!

<pfffffffffffft!>