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DoctorStrangelove replied

8 June 2020, 16:28
Originally posted by vetran View Post

The smell is worse if we are alive? Blame the lentils!

<pfffffffffffft!>
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vetran replied

8 June 2020, 09:55
Originally posted by woohoo View Post

Having had drinks with some of you old farts, could you advise me on how I can tell if you geezers are dead or not?

The smell is worse if we are alive? Blame the lentils!
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ladymuck replied

8 June 2020, 09:40
Originally posted by woohoo View Post

Having had drinks with some of you old farts, could you advise me on how I can tell if you geezers are dead or not?
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woohoo replied

8 June 2020, 09:38
Having had drinks with some of you old farts, could you advise me on how I can tell if you geezers are dead or not?
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DoctorStrangelove replied

8 June 2020, 09:11
You just can't trust these youngsters!

They're just itching to get their mitts on our boomer benefits!
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xoggoth replied

8 June 2020, 09:08
I second that!

PS Needs adequate security measures. Some on here will be glad to get rid of us, they might assume our identity and make fake post.
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Albert Steptoe started a topic Old fart checker

8 June 2020, 09:05
Old fart checker

Seems lots of us old farts are dropping dead and nobody notices until the smell gets even worse than usual:

Elderly people are dying alone at home due to coronavirus | Daily Mail Online

Maybe we should have a CUK old fart checker, notify the authorities if we don't post some crap on CUK every day.
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