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    Hitler Schnitzel

    According to Hitler's cook, when everyone else had schnitzel, he had celery fried in breadcrumbs.

    "Hitler Schnitzel". I wonder if it would catch on.
    Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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    I’ll take the Julius Caesar salad, thanks.

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      #3
      Hitler was vegetarian...

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        #4
        Nowadays, despots just order out...

        Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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          #5
          Originally posted by darmstadt View Post
          Nowadays, despots just order out...


          noun: despot; plural noun: despots
          • a ruler or other person who holds absolute power, typically one who exercises it in a cruel or oppressive way.

          now if you changed that to :

          noun: despot; plural noun: despots
          • a ruler or other person who holds too much power, typically one who exercises it in a stupid and ignorant way.
          Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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            #6
            Originally posted by AtW View Post
            Hitler was vegetarian...
            I know. That's why I wrote:
            Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post
            According to Hitler's cook, when everyone else had schnitzel, he had celery fried in breadcrumbs.
            Do try to keep up.
            Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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              #7
              Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post
              I know. That's why I wrote:
              Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post
              According to Hitler's cook, when everyone else had schnitzel, he had celery fried in breadcrumbs.
              Do try to keep up.
              Now, I've not won Masterchef, but I fry things in oil or another fat, not in breadcrumbs. I might coat the object in breadcrumbs prior to frying, but I do not use breadcrumbs to fry an object in.
              …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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                #8
                Originally posted by WTFH & NAT View Post
                I love it when pedants come together
                FTFY!
                Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post
                  According to Hitler's cook, when everyone else had schnitzel, he had celery fried in breadcrumbs.

                  "Hitler Schnitzel". I wonder if it would catch on.
                  Fried celery? No wonder he turned out to be a wrong 'un...
                  His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by WTFH View Post
                    Now, I've not won Masterchef, but I fry things in oil or another fat, not in breadcrumbs. I might coat the object in breadcrumbs prior to frying, but I do not use breadcrumbs to fry an object in.
                    I fry things in a frying pan or wok, so that the oil or fat doesn't go everywhere and catch fire. Usually, I fry them in my house but very occasionally at a campsite. I always fry them in my own time.

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