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      #12
      Originally posted by WTFH View Post
      They don't have IR35 in NK.
      Because their revenue and customs department is probably less corrupt

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        #13
        THere are no contractors in NK. You are assigned a job.
        Originally posted by MaryPoppins
        I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
        Originally posted by vetran
        Urine is quite nourishing

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          #14
          Originally posted by d000hg View Post
          THere are no contractors in NK. You are assigned a job.
          Like PC?

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            #15
            Leave the poor guys alone

            Leave the poor guy alone, he's just had a baby with a woman he was cheating on whilst his wife was recovering from cancer.

            All of his other six shoulder by different mothers including the one he tried to deny are really happy with the new arrival.

            He'll probably need to take 6 weeks full pay not including bank holidays of work now.

            Congratulation Boris.

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              #16
              Originally posted by Shackattack View Post
              Leave the poor guy alone, he's just had a baby with a woman he was cheating on whilst his wife was recovering from cancer.

              All of his other six shoulder by different mothers including the one he tried to deny are really happy with the new arrival.

              He'll probably need to take 6 weeks full pay not including bank holidays of work now.

              Congratulation Boris.
              How do you know he has six?

              Even he doesn't know..
              "You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JR

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                #17
                Originally posted by SueEllen View Post
                How do you know he has six?

                Even he doesn't know..
                When all this is over, I wonder if anyone will calculate whether his bedroom and handshaking antics combined have resulted in a net positive or a net negative change to the UK population.

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by Paralytic View Post
                  When all this is over, I wonder if anyone will calculate whether his bedroom and handshaking antics combined have resulted in a net positive or a net negative change to the UK population.
                  If a man living in a council house had a string of illegitimate kids, had an affair while his wife was receiving cancer treatment and got a woman 23 years his junior pregnant, absolutely no one would pretend this was a heartwarming story. It would still be on the front page of the Daily Mail though, just under a different headline.
                  "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by NickFitz View Post

                    Boris Johnson and Carrie Symonds announce birth of son - BBC News

                    Two days back from the sick, and he’s off on paternity leave! What a chancer
                    In all seriousness though, Boris the Bounder is bonkers returning to work so soon.

                    If this CV lurgie is anything like Spanish Flu, it can catch people on the rebound and they may have a heart attack if they aren't fully recovered.
                    Work in the public sector? Read the IR35 FAQ here

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by DaveB View Post
                      If a man living in a council house had a string of illegitimate kids, had an affair while his wife was receiving cancer treatment and got a woman 23 years his junior pregnant, absolutely no one would pretend this was a heartwarming story. It would still be on the front page of the Daily Mail though, just under a different headline.
                      eeeyyy why can't ye just be appy fer im, I didn't like Boris at first because he's failed at just about everything, but now the papers have started to use WW2 rhetoric it's woken in me some long dead history porn and drawn parallels with a tedious fcking war ar grandparent fert fer. Even though there only real purpose is to ensure they do exactly what there Tory donors of which there are many tell them to do.

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