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    #21
    Originally posted by OwlHoot View Post
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    If this CV lurgie is anything like Spanish Flu, it can catch people on the rebound and they may have a heart attack if they aren't fully recovered.
    Went for a run on the w/e. Superior upper class genes you see.
    Hard Brexit now!
    #prayfornodeal

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      #22
      Originally posted by sasguru View Post
      Went for a run on the w/e. Superior upper class genes you see.
      Upper class genes? That's you fecked then

      2020-04-05 The Marquess of Bath obituary

      Better to have robust Viking genes like me! Haven't seen a doctor for over forty years

      Seriously, I just noticed the date of that obituary, a whole month back. Where did April go?
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        #23
        Originally posted by OwlHoot View Post

        Better to have robust Viking genes like me! Haven't seen a doctor for over forty years
        Probably riddled with unknown underlying conditions then
        Hard Brexit now!
        #prayfornodeal

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          #24
          Poor wee fella

          Johnson and Symonds name baby son Wilfred Lawrie Nicholas - BBC News

          Wilfred. The kid doesn't stand a chance.

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            #25
            Did he really just name his kid Willy Johnson?

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              #26
              Originally posted by ladymuck View Post
              With the genes from that blonde bozo the kid's fecked before he starts.
              When the fun stops, STOP.

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                #27
                Originally posted by DoctorStrangelove View Post
                With the genes from that blonde bozo the kid's fecked before he starts.
                Eton,
                Oxford,
                Investment Bank,
                Safe Seat.

                He'll do just fine.
                "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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                  #28
                  Originally posted by DaveB View Post
                  Eton,
                  Oxford,
                  Investment Bank,
                  Safe Seat.

                  He'll do just fine.
                  Doomed etc.

                  Apparently his father was close to meeting the Grim Reaper.

                  My sense of disappointment at the apparent postponement of the meeting is palpable.
                  When the fun stops, STOP.

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