praying

[BR14]

i'm an atheist.
don't bother your particular brand of skyfairy by praying for me.
shove the sharpest representation of such where the sun doesn't shine.
and save the sanctimonious crap.


oh, and don't ring my doorbell before 11AM on weekends.

[Whorty]

i'm an atheist.
don't bother your particular brand of skyfairy by praying for me.
shove the sharpest representation of such where the sun doesn't shine.
and save the sanctimonious crap.


oh, and don't ring my doorbell before 11AM on weekends.

You sound like a lost sheep, in need of help to get back into the flock. Let me say a prayer for you

[BR14]

aye, -right!

[ladymuck]

I think I'd be slightly insulted if someone told me they were praying for me.

Wish me well, good luck, or some other platitude but praying? Hmm...

[BR14]

I think I'd be slightly insulted if someone told me they were praying for me.

Wish me well, good luck, or some other platitude but praying? Hmm...

yeh, well i'll be preying for them, eh?

[vetran]

i'm an atheist.
don't bother your particular brand of skyfairy by praying for me.
shove the sharpest representation of such where the sun doesn't shine.
and save the sanctimonious crap.


oh, and don't ring my doorbell before 11AM on weekends.

Your arse sore?

[Paddy]

i'm an atheist.
don't bother your particular brand of skyfairy by praying for me.
shove the sharpest representation of such where the sun doesn't shine.
and save the sanctimonious crap.


oh, and don't ring my doorbell before 11AM on weekends.

Oh Lord forgive BR14,
he knows not what he does.
May the light of the Holy Spirit
shine forth upon the CUC Forum
and show him the true way.

Veni, pater pauperum,
veni, dator munerum,
veni, lumen cordium.

Lava quod est sordidum,
riga quod est aridum,
sana quod est saucium.

[AlfredJPruffock]

Comrade of course there is no point in Praying for You - you see it turns out God is an Atheist.

Excuse me whilst I build socialism.

I know you think Im awfully sqaure
But I made everyone and ive been everywhere
Lord Id take an overdose if they knew whats going down

[NotAllThere]

I do know who created that tag. I'm fairly sure they're atheist as well. Lovely bit of triggering.

I do enjoy watching the irrational reaction some atheists have towards anything smacking of religion. God bless you for pointing it out.

Re: 11am. I'll be sure, once lockdown is over, to pick you up for the evening service - and buy you a beer afterwards. (My church does that - although weirdly some kind of non-alcoholic grape juice for communion).

[xoggoth]

I do enjoy watching the irrational reaction some atheists have towards anything smacking of religion

Yeh, atheism is almost like a religion with some. You can't actually prove there's no god. Is it any less probable that the universe came out of nothing?

It's just the established religions that are nonsense IMO, so many flaws in all of them. One of the best arguments against them is the sheer number of them, all telling us different things, they can't all be right. Possibly one could be, but far more most likely that they are all bollux.