Apocalypse Beard Club

[Paddy]

I let my pubic hair grow but I noticed that some of them are grey. I could colour them green for a surprise BJ.

[Old Greg]

I let my pubic hair grow but I noticed that some of them are grey. I could colour them green for a surprise BJ.

Boris is always looking for green credentials.

[Paralytic]

I am assuming that this:

Whilst it is tempting, I think part of me needs to maintain standards.

Ask me again next month...

Was in response to this:

Does it have to be face hair?

[malvolio]

Was in a production of "Fiddler on the Roof" recently so let my normally close cropped beard grow for several months, hoping for the genuine Old Testament Prophet look. I failed dismally it went to about two inches and stopped. So i gave up with the hipster schtik.and will stick with what I've had since the early 70s

[NotAllThere]

Beards make you more likely to contract covid-19.

I did have a beard for many years. Then got bored one day and shaved it off. I've no intention of regrowing it. It was never that good anyway.

[Zigenare]

Why cultivate on your face that which grows wild around your arse?

[vetran]

I let my pubic hair grow but I noticed that some of them are grey. I could colour them green for a surprise BJ.

That's it love suck on this, ignore the Gangrene?

[darmstadt]

I tried the beard route, shaved it off after 6 weeks, bloody weird feeling. Did the electric blue hair route too but that has now washed out. Just waiting for the barbers here to open next week as I'm starting to look like Tim Martin

[ladymuck]

I tried the beard route, shaved it off after 6 weeks, bloody weird feeling. Did the electric blue hair route too but that has now washed out. Just waiting for the barbers here to open next week as I'm starting to look like Tim Martin

[BR14]

has he had his nose fixed?
bugger!
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