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**Spartacus** · 19 January 2007, 23:04

I don't think it would suit me.

**SallyAnne** · 19 January 2007, 23:07

I thought you were going to say "and throw it at a foriegner!"....which I would have thought was a bit harsh!

**Cliphead** · 19 January 2007, 23:55

I bought Marie Antoinette's perfume for the GF for Christmas but is still hasn't arrived yet...

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/6173587.stm

I seriously hope it is better than any species of Chanel.

**DaveB** · 20 January 2007, 00:07

You can't beat the great smell of Chav

**foritisme** · 20 January 2007, 09:23

look like a pig, smell like a pig

**ChimpMaster** · 20 January 2007, 17:28

Originally posted by foritisme

look like a pig, smell like a pig

She put me off my sausages this morning.

**ImNotFromIndia** · 20 January 2007, 20:48

Originally posted by vista

Just to stick two fingers up at the PC morons

do you stick your fingers in the perfume first?

**xoggoth** · 20 January 2007, 22:55

She has much nicer and huger norks than the Indian bint anyway. Shame about the face.

**wobbegong** · 22 January 2007, 08:34

Originally posted by DaveB

You can't beat the great smell of Chav

What's even funnier than her having her own perfume (eau de fags 'n' chips), is that she's got a "keep fit" video out(like she was ever fit

)!

I mean, heath tips from that! I don't think so.

Buy Jades perfume