Buy Jades perfume

[shaunbhoy]

Who in their right mind would consider having her marketing perfume? I would not use her to market Dog Food, however apt that choice of product might be, for fear of slumping sales figures.


No, that whole Big Brother malarky is just stress-testing the feeble-minded for the entertainment of the large proportion of our populace that inhabit the same lower rungs of the evolutionary ladder. Pointless!

[Spartacus]

What's even funnier than her having her own perfume (eau de fags 'n' chips), is that she's got a "keep fit" video out(like she was ever fit )!

I mean, heath tips from that! I don't think so.

I think she's in trouble over her fitness video as well. She claims it's what's caused her to lose weight but in fact she booked in for a liposuction session the week before filming it.

[wobbegong]

You can't beat the great smell of Chav

What's even funnier than her having her own perfume (eau de fags 'n' chips), is that she's got a "keep fit" video out(like she was ever fit )!

I mean, heath tips from that! I don't think so.

[xoggoth]

She has much nicer and huger norks than the Indian bint anyway. Shame about the face.

[ImNotFromIndia]

Just to stick two fingers up at the PC morons

do you stick your fingers in the perfume first?

[ChimpMaster]

look like a pig, smell like a pig

She put me off my sausages this morning.

[foritisme]

look like a pig, smell like a pig

[DaveB]

You can't beat the great smell of Chav

[Cliphead]

I bought Marie Antoinette's perfume for the GF for Christmas but is still hasn't arrived yet...

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/6173587.stm

I seriously hope it is better than any species of Chanel.

[SallyAnne]

I thought you were going to say "and throw it at a foriegner!"....which I would have thought was a bit harsh!

[Spartacus]

I don't think it would suit me.

[vista]

Just to stick two fingers up at the PC morons