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Perhaps its the Chinese world takeover strategy.Originally posted by woohoo View PostHope they work better than the tests they sold to Spain.
- Develop pandemic virus that'll kill people.
- Develop the antidote too.
- Release it on your own populace and allow it to spread.
- Quietly fix your own problem.
- Watch competitors close down.
- Provide questionable support and help to show you're a good guy.
- Restart your own economy.
- Watch whilst the competition withers and dies.
- You win.


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Yes, I read that conspiracy theory and treated it with the contempt it deserves. Funnily enough some Chinese reckon it was engineered in a US lab. And similar theories blaming other countries abounded in 1918 as well.Originally posted by tazdevil View PostPerhaps its the Chinese world takeover strategy.
- Develop pandemic virus that'll kill people.
- Develop the antidote too.
- Release it on your own populace and allow it to spread.
- Quietly fix your own problem.
- Watch competitors close down.
- Provide questionable support and help to show you're a good guy.
- Restart your own economy.
- Watch whilst the competition withers and dies.
- You win.


Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!Comment
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Spoil sport!Originally posted by NotAllThere View PostYes, I read that conspiracy theory and treated it with the contempt it deserves. Funnily enough some Chinese reckon it was engineered in a US lab. And similar theories blaming other countries abounded in 1918 as well.
I love a good conspiracy theory.
That's not a great one but it's better than space aliens.Comment
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But not as good is Icke's lizard men.Originally posted by ladymuck View PostSpoil sport!
I love a good conspiracy theory.
That's not a great one but it's better than space aliens.Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!Comment
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Lizard men FTW! I bet they're behind this virus malarkeyOriginally posted by NotAllThere View PostBut not as good is Icke's lizard men.Comment
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Corona virus created to end global warming.Originally posted by ladymuck View PostSpoil sport!
I love a good conspiracy theory.
That's not a great one but it's better than space aliens.
Corona virus created to ensure mass vaccinations.
Corona virus created to enslave us all.
Take your pick....Comment
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or make one up. everyone else is ffs.Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostCorona virus created to end global warming.
Corona virus created to ensure mass vaccinations.
Corona virus created to enslave us all.
Take your pick....
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