Covid-19 - how will you deal with your lover ??

[GhostofTarbera]

50% of people over 30 (more in 40’s it 50’s) will have a FB, lover, playmate or bit on the side

Now we are all self isolating, how are you dealing with your “friend”


P.S
If you are in a relationship and above dose not apply - take pity on your poor partner where it probably does


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[xoggoth]

Some weirdos will probably be turned on by having a bonk while wearing face masks.

[ladymuck]

My lover scurried back up north beyond the wall.

Not sure if that means I have a vacancy or not

FTAOD, NLUK, I don't

[Wilmslow]

It was mentioned on the daily govt talk today.

They literally said to decide either to not meet at all or take the plunge but you must commit to staying together for the next few weeks. It was quite funny!

[BR14]

slip out the back, jack
make a new plan, stan

[MaryPoppins]

Tis a crappy time to have just met someone after a loooong draught...!

[northernladuk]

Tis a crappy time to have just met someone after a loooong draught...!

As long as you are both taking precautions you should be OK.

[NotAllThere]

As long as you are both taking precautions you should be OK.

As I've noted before, covid-19 isn't sexually transmitted. Keeping 2m distance requires creativity.

[northernladyuk]

My lover scurried back up north beyond the wall.

Not sure if that means I have a vacancy or not

FTAOD, NLUK, I don't

He's going spare on a food and board basis, if you change your mind.

[northernladuk]

My lover scurried back up north beyond the wall.

Oh.. This sounds promising..

Not sure if that means I have a vacancy or not

Ohhhhhhh. Puts best suit on and licks eyebrows straight.

FTAOD, NLUK, I don't

Bollocks.