Reply to: Covid-19 - how will you deal with your lover ??

[LondonManc]

We have heard of your bumpy starts at Christmas parties.

As long as it had a happy ending, eh?

[BrilloPad]

Thank you. Bit of a bumpy start as some who know the facts, actually know. FFS.

We have heard of your bumpy starts at Christmas parties.

[DodgyAccountant]

I thought Harry was both?

Oh wait - he is an alien lizard. Carry on...

I am sure there's a Venn Diagram in there somewhere.

[BrilloPad]

"You've got to kiss a few frogs before you find your prince."

Meghan Markle
(Money Grabbing Expert)

I thought Harry was both?

Oh wait - he is an alien lizard. Carry on...

[Zigenare]

Thank you. Bit of a bumpy start as some who know the facts, actually know. FFS.

"You've got to kiss a few frogs before you find your prince."

Meghan Markle
(Money Grabbing Expert)

[MaryPoppins]

Thank you. Bit of a bumpy start as some who know the facts, actually know. FFS.

Congratulations on meeting someone.

[ladymuck]

Gonna be a lot of little people around in 12 months time: Condom shortage looms after coronavirus lockdown shuts world's top producer - Reuters

We need them! The tax base needs replenishing.

Bring down the mandatory school leaving age to 14 and get them blighters out working!

EDIT: oh, and you do know that your average pregancy is 40 weeks, not 52?

[darmstadt]

Gonna be a lot of little people around in 12 months time: Condom shortage looms after coronavirus lockdown shuts world's top producer - Reuters

[rhubarb]

Tis a crappy time to have just met someone after a loooong draught...!

Congratulations on meeting someone.

[LondonManc]

The enemy's been told to wear two paper bags. "Honest, luv, it's for Covid 19 reasons."

[BrilloPad]

As long as you are both taking precautions you should be OK.

I always practice safe sex. Never give your real name...

[MaryPoppins]

As long as you are both taking precautions you should be OK.

Nah. He's banned until this is over (key worker)

[wattaj]

He said he saw you!

He's been home since Sunday, how much more rest does he need??

You tell us.

[wattaj]

As I've noted before, covid-19 isn't sexually transmitted. Keeping 2m distance requires creativity.

And a bloody good aim.

[ladymuck]

I spotted your HWMBO in Morrisons last night. He looked like he could do with the rest TBH.

He said he saw you!

He's been home since Sunday, how much more rest does he need??