Covid-19 - how will you deal with your lover ??

[darmstadt]

Gonna be a lot of little people around in 12 months time: Condom shortage looms after coronavirus lockdown shuts world's top producer - Reuters

[ladymuck]

Gonna be a lot of little people around in 12 months time: Condom shortage looms after coronavirus lockdown shuts world's top producer - Reuters

We need them! The tax base needs replenishing.

Bring down the mandatory school leaving age to 14 and get them blighters out working!

EDIT: oh, and you do know that your average pregancy is 40 weeks, not 52?

[MaryPoppins]

Thank you. Bit of a bumpy start as some who know the facts, actually know. FFS.

Congratulations on meeting someone.

[Zigenare]

Thank you. Bit of a bumpy start as some who know the facts, actually know. FFS.

"You've got to kiss a few frogs before you find your prince."

Meghan Markle
(Money Grabbing Expert)

[BrilloPad]

"You've got to kiss a few frogs before you find your prince."

Meghan Markle
(Money Grabbing Expert)

I thought Harry was both?

Oh wait - he is an alien lizard. Carry on...

[DodgyAccountant]

I thought Harry was both?

Oh wait - he is an alien lizard. Carry on...

I am sure there's a Venn Diagram in there somewhere.

[BrilloPad]

Thank you. Bit of a bumpy start as some who know the facts, actually know. FFS.

We have heard of your bumpy starts at Christmas parties.

[LondonManc]

We have heard of your bumpy starts at Christmas parties.

As long as it had a happy ending, eh?