You lot must have the talent. Hack into the Ocado account of that lonely old lady down the road and change her address to yours.
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If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson) -
Britons spent an extra 22% on booze in March, with sales of alcohol outperforming those of groceries. Figures from market research firm Kantar, show that sales of food and other essential items from supermarkets increased by 20.6% over the same period.“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”Comment
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About half of that is down to me and LM by the looks of it...Originally posted by darmstadt View PostBritons spent an extra 22% on booze in March, with sales of alcohol outperforming those of groceries. Figures from market research firm Kantar, show that sales of food and other essential items from supermarkets increased by 20.6% over the same period.
His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...Comment
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Oi! CheekyOriginally posted by Mordac View PostAbout half of that is down to me and LM by the looks of it...
Hmm...
So far (since HWMBO went home on the 22nd):
1 x Roku gin
2 x Apothic Inferno wine
1 x CampariComment
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May I just check, are you talking bottles, cases or pallets?Originally posted by ladymuck View PostOi! Cheeky
Hmm...
So far (since HWMBO went home on the 22nd):
1 x Roku gin
2 x Apothic Inferno wine
1 x Campari…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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I'm mostly experimenting with how many cream eggs I can eat in a row. Up to four so far.Originally posted by ladymuck View PostAnd I am currently upset by the distinct lack of fun-sized Wispas.Comment
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Originally posted by ladymuck View PostOi! Cheeky
Hmm...
So far (since HWMBO went home on the 22nd):
1 x Roku gin
2 x Apothic Inferno wine
1 x CampariOriginally posted by WTFH View PostMay I just check, are you talking bottles, cases or pallets?
(Bored, so I had to check a previous client)
1PL Roku 6x70cl = 504 bottles (84 cases)
2PL Apothic Inferno 6x75cl = 1,200 bottles (200 cases)
1PL Campari 6x70cl = 672 bottles (112 cases)…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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Has anyone tried the Morrisons boxes, I gather you pay a fixed fee and get what you're given. Heard they're easier to get hold of and early reports are positive.Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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I went to ask my elderly neighbour if I could use her account, but I accidentally knocked over a bottle of milk on her doorstep so ran off. Its ok though, there were another 16 full bottles there too, so she'll be ok.Originally posted by xoggoth View PostYou lot must have the talent. Hack into the Ocado account of that lonely old lady down the road and change her address to yours.Comment
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