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    Solution to lack of Bog Roll

    I am what I drink, and I'm a bitter man

    #2
    does anyone else think next big thing will be bidets , having cleared down nation's bog rolls supply.
    you heard it here first
    Last edited by Andy2; 15 March 2020, 15:10.

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      #3
      Failing that, a quick handstand in the shower should suffice...
      His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...

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        #4
        This is what my hunting mate has done.

        Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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          #5
          A small version of a Star Trek transporter up yer bum would avoid the need for bog paper. You could say "Scottie, beam it into the House of Lords"
          bloggoth

          If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
          John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)

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            #6
            Originally posted by xoggoth View Post
            A small version of a Star Trek transporter up yer bum would avoid the need for bog paper. You could say "Scottie, beam it into the House of Lords"
            Hol is already full of tulip.
            Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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              #7
              Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post
              Hol is already full of tulip.
              So a bit more wouldn't be out of place then

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                #8
                Become a Muslim: Islamic toilet etiquette - Wikipedia
                Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by Andy2 View Post
                  does anyone else think next big thing will be bidets , having cleared down nation's bog rolls supply.
                  you heard it here first
                  what have low level face wash bowls got to with it?
                  "A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George Orwell

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                    #10
                    Use sponges like what the Romans did

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