Solution to lack of Bog Roll

**Andy2** · 15 March 2020, 15:07

does anyone else think next big thing will be bidets , having cleared down nation's bog rolls supply.
you heard it here first

**Mordac** · 15 March 2020, 17:29

Failing that, a quick handstand in the shower should suffice...

**NotAllThere** · 15 March 2020, 17:48

This is what my hunting mate has done.

**xoggoth** · 15 March 2020, 18:10

A small version of a Star Trek transporter up yer bum would avoid the need for bog paper. You could say "Scottie, beam it into the House of Lords"

**NotAllThere** · 15 March 2020, 18:47

Originally posted by xoggoth View Post

A small version of a Star Trek transporter up yer bum would avoid the need for bog paper. You could say "Scottie, beam it into the House of Lords"

Hol is already full of tulip.

**ladymuck** · 15 March 2020, 18:53

Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post

Hol is already full of tulip.

So a bit more wouldn't be out of place then

**darmstadt** · 15 March 2020, 19:15

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**Paddy** · 15 March 2020, 19:18

Originally posted by Andy2 View Post

does anyone else think next big thing will be bidets , having cleared down nation's bog rolls supply.
you heard it here first

what have low level face wash bowls got to with it?

**Benny** · 15 March 2020, 19:20

Use sponges like what the Romans did

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