Reply to: Solution to lack of Bog Roll

[Mordac]

There's a difference between a post that is poo and a post that is about poo.

But you know that already

Knowing there's a difference, and being able to tell the difference, are both very, er, different...

[darmstadt]

[Andy2]

the ballad of dunny roll
YouTube

[Bacchus]

A small version of a Star Trek transporter up yer bum would avoid the need for bog paper.

Zapping round Uranus and wiping out the Klingons?

[ladymuck]

If this thread is just for sh1te posts, why not move the whole f CUK into here?

There's a difference between a post that is poo and a post that is about poo.

But you know that already

[BrilloPad]

Off the bog topics have been moved to the main thread: https://www.contractoruk.com/forums/...ovid-19-a.html

If this thread is just for sh1te posts, why not move the whole f CUK into here?

[NotAllThere]

Off the bog topics have been moved to the main thread: https://www.contractoruk.com/forums/...ovid-19-a.html

[Paddy]

Use sponges like what the Romans did

The Romans used sponges dipped in vinegar. In the men's public toiles they had maids to do the bottom wipes.

[JozefBlofeld]

Hol is already full of tulip.

Bit less this week now they're self isolating.

[Scruff]

The person who invented that was named Hoo Flung Dung

[Benny]

Use sponges like what the Romans did

[Paddy]

does anyone else think next big thing will be bidets , having cleared down nation's bog rolls supply.
you heard it here first

what have low level face wash bowls got to with it?

[darmstadt]

Become a Muslim: Islamic toilet etiquette - Wikipedia

[ladymuck]

Hol is already full of tulip.

So a bit more wouldn't be out of place then

[NotAllThere]

A small version of a Star Trek transporter up yer bum would avoid the need for bog paper. You could say "Scottie, beam it into the House of Lords"

Hol is already full of tulip.