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The only ones to survive this will be those with bidets....
wait, how do you think a bidet is used?
you wipe your arse with loo roll and THEN you wash your arse in the bidet to reach perfect clean and fresh state. or do you think you can skip the wiping and just go straight into washing with your arse all caked in tulipe?
Well back in the day when I was a student I had a mate (who was a bit of a crusty) and they had a can next to the loo which you filled up with water to wash most the stuff off, then use you fingers to clean the rest and then wash your hands...
you wipe your arse with loo roll and THEN you wash your arse in the bidet to reach perfect clean and fresh state. or do you think you can skip the wiping and just go straight into washing with your arse all caked in tulipe?
Mods. Excessive trolling. Next ban is a month.
'CUK forum personality of 2011 - Winner - Yes really!!!!
Don't you remember when you were a kid, your mother used to say to put clean underwear on in case you get run over, well this similar. When you die, you'll die knowing that you have a clean arse...
“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”
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