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Originally posted by wattaj View PostI thought that you were just getting your eyes done?
when they did the physical and they looked down there, the surgeon took pity on him. Apparently doubling its length was easy they had a spare half inch in the spares bucket!Last edited by vetran; 28 April 2020, 15:48.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Originally posted by NotAllThere View PostCurrently got a patch over that eye that will be removed tomorrowComment
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Originally posted by northernladuk View PostI noticed something odd with your vision at the meet as well but put it down to your squinty bog eyes and comically bulbous red nose.... me and original PM we sat on the opposite side you but either end of the bench and neither of us knew who you were talking to. Matt sitting in front of you thought you'd not noticed he was there all night.
would of thought you were used to people ignoring you by now?Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Originally posted by Paralytic View PostIsn't that a bit drastic?
he is getting a glass eye so he can pop it in cocktails.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Originally posted by GhostofTarbera View PostI know 2 people (not friends) that went into hospital for
Fell and hurt hip
DIY accident- broken collar bone
Both caught coronavirus!!!
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But this surgery and after care is all done at a specialist eye clinic. So I should be fine on that front. And no, I'm not going to lend you £20.Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!Comment
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Originally posted by NotAllThere View PostCoronavirus cases have hospitals only for them. Other patients are strictly segregated.
But this surgery and after care is all done at a specialist eye clinic. So I should be fine on that front. And no, I'm not going to lend you £20.Comment
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Originally posted by NotAllThere View PostI've been told not to read or use a computer until the patch is off. But there's only so much daytime viewing I can manage...
Finally, a use for podcastsComment
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Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
Finally, a use for podcasts
Many TED broadcasts the audio is enough and of course you can get projector so a 10ft screen is possible.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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