Vogons

[DaveB]

Should we make special provisions for them in the workplace such as sound proofed rooms for their poetry readings?

[unixman]

"Ode to a Small Lump of Green Putty I Found in My Armpit One Midsummer Morning"

[WTFH]

I bet Paul Johnstone could do worse

The dead swans lay in the stagnant pool.
They lay.
They rotted.
They turned
Around occasionally.
Bits of flesh dropped off them from
Time to time.
And sank into the pool's mire.
They also smelt a great deal.

[DaveB]

I bet Paul Johnstone could do worse

The dead swans lay in the stagnant pool.
They lay.
They rotted.
They turned
Around occasionally.
Bits of flesh dropped off them from
Time to time.
And sank into the pool's mire.
They also smelt a great deal.

Read at your own risk.

Oh freddled gruntbuggly,
Thy micturations are to me,
As plurdled gabbleblotchits, in midsummer morning
On a lurgid bee,
That mordiously hath blurted out,
Its earted jurtles, grumbling
Into a rancid festering confectious organ squealer.
Now the jurpling slayjid agrocrustles,
Are slurping hagrilly up the axlegrurts,
And living glupules frart and stipulate,
Like jowling meated liverslime,
Groop, I implore thee, my foonting turlingdromes,
And hooptiously drangle me,
With crinkly bindlewurdles,mashurbitries.
Or else I shall rend thee in the gobberwarts with my blurglecruncheon,
See if I don't!

[NotAllThere]

I quite liked it.

[DaveB]

I quite liked it.

Some of the metaphysical imagery is particularly effective.

[WTFH]

Just discovered that Paul Neil Milne Johnstone died in 2004.
He was the original. From Beehive Court, Beehive Villas, Redbridge
Unlike the fictional Paula Nancy Millstone Jennings who lived in Wasp Villas, Greenbridge,

[BrilloPad]

What about special provision for those who can't sing, can't play guitar and take out their frustrations by making stupid decisions on internet forums?

[DaveB]

What about special provision for those who can't sing, can't play guitar and take out their frustrations by making stupid decisions on internet forums?

Thats why you have the counting thread.

[WTFH]

What about special provision for those who can't sing, can't play guitar and take out their frustrations by making stupid decisions on internet forums in registry offices?

FTFY