Should we make special provisions for them in the workplace such as sound proofed rooms for their poetry readings?
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I bet Paul Johnstone could do worse
The dead swans lay in the stagnant pool.
They lay.
They rotted.
They turned
Around occasionally.
Bits of flesh dropped off them from
Time to time.
And sank into the pool's mire.
They also smelt a great deal.…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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Originally posted by WTFH View PostI bet Paul Johnstone could do worse
The dead swans lay in the stagnant pool.
They lay.
They rotted.
They turned
Around occasionally.
Bits of flesh dropped off them from
Time to time.
And sank into the pool's mire.
They also smelt a great deal.
Read at your own risk.
Originally posted by Protostetnic Vogon JeltzOh freddled gruntbuggly,
Thy micturations are to me,
As plurdled gabbleblotchits, in midsummer morning
On a lurgid bee,
That mordiously hath blurted out,
Its earted jurtles, grumbling
Into a rancid festering confectious organ squealer.
Now the jurpling slayjid agrocrustles,
Are slurping hagrilly up the axlegrurts,
And living glupules frart and stipulate,
Like jowling meated liverslime,
Groop, I implore thee, my foonting turlingdromes,
And hooptiously drangle me,
With crinkly bindlewurdles,mashurbitries.
Or else I shall rend thee in the gobberwarts with my blurglecruncheon,
See if I don't!"Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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Originally posted by NotAllThere View PostI quite liked it."Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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Just discovered that Paul Neil Milne Johnstone died in 2004.
He was the original. From Beehive Court, Beehive Villas, Redbridge
Unlike the fictional Paula Nancy Millstone Jennings who lived in Wasp Villas, Greenbridge,…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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What about special provision for those who can't sing, can't play guitar and take out their frustrations by making stupid decisions on internet forums?Comment
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Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostWhat about special provision for those who can't sing, can't play guitar and take out their frustrations by making stupid decisions on internet forums?"Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostWhat about special provision for those who can't sing, can't play guitar and take out their frustrations by making stupid decisionson internet forumsin registry offices?
FTFY…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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