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"I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
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On that note, a she friend of mine told me electric toothbrush was the best vibrator. She uses it by touching the back part of the brush.Originally posted by Paddy View PostI use a toothbrush, two elastic bands and a battery dildo.
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Cojak, do us all a quick favour while you've got the ban hammer out please.Originally posted by pscont View Postblah blah blah.'CUK forum personality of 2011 - Winner - Yes really!!!!
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Backs away slowly.Originally posted by northernladuk View PostCojak, do us all a quick favour while you've got the ban hammer out please."Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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Unfortunately, being an arrogant, obnoxious moron isn't grounds, in and of itself, for banning. Quite the opposite in fact, it's a qualification for being a moderator.Originally posted by northernladuk View PostCojak, do us all a quick favour while you've got the ban hammer out please.Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!Comment
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so whorty's the next mod then? FFS.Originally posted by NotAllThere View PostUnfortunately, being an arrogant, obnoxious moron isn't grounds, in and of itself, for banning. Quite the opposite in fact, it's a qualification for being a moderator.Comment
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That was my sockie.Originally posted by NotAllThere View Postzomb31 tried to register just now.
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I did wonder. FWIW I thought it quite clever.Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostThat was my sockie.
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