What's something you can say when programming that you can also say during sex?

[WTFH]

OK, we've only just touched the surface, the requirements are that it's time for a deep dive

[WTFH]

Do you want it done quickly or do you want it done right?
There's plenty of guys who could do it quickly, but you'll not be satisfied with the results and there'll be a mess to clear up afterwards

[SimonMac]

Do you want it done quickly or do you want it done right?
There's plenty of guys who could do it quickly, but you'll not be satisfied with the results and there'll be a mess to clear up afterwards

You can have it good, quick or cheap, pick any two and only two!

[NotAllThere]

This could take a while...

[MasterBait]

How agile are you?

[NotAllThere]

Who is the scrum master?

[Uncle Albert]

All you need to do is touch and swipe.

[BR14]

what do you mean 'you need to take a dump'?

[Uncle Albert]

Control, shift and enter should sort it.

[Zigenare]

I'm going to have to probe it.