I wonder if you've got an opening for a new developer?
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What's something you can say when programming that you can also say during sex?
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If you do a dump again, I’m going home!"A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George OrwellComment
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pretty sure the customer will swallow that...Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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I shouldn't have had 6 pints at lunchtime...Old Greg - In search of acceptance since Mar 2007. Hoping each leap will be his last.Comment
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Is that what it's supposed to look like?Originally posted by Stevie Wonder BoyI can't see any way to do it can you please advise?
I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.Comment
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It was working Ok until you turned up!Old Greg - In search of acceptance since Mar 2007. Hoping each leap will be his last.Comment
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Originally posted by Zigenare View PostIt was working Ok until you turned up!Originally posted by Stevie Wonder BoyI can't see any way to do it can you please advise?
I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.Comment
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Sod this for a game of soldiers I'm off to the pub!Old Greg - In search of acceptance since Mar 2007. Hoping each leap will be his last.Comment
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What the hell have you done to that?Old Greg - In search of acceptance since Mar 2007. Hoping each leap will be his last.Comment
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