What's something you can say when programming that you can also say during sex?

**SimonMac** · 18 December 2019, 09:06

Let's just finish early and go to the pub

**d000hg** · 18 December 2019, 14:41

I could do this much better if I hadn't had 3 pints at lunch.

**GhostofTarbera** · 18 December 2019, 14:51

This looks a lot better after my 3 pint lunch

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**vetran** · 19 December 2019, 00:39

Just one last poke

**Zigenare** · 19 December 2019, 06:37

Originally posted by vetran View Post

Just one last poke

We should've used a double.

**Zigenare** · 19 December 2019, 06:38

Put the kettle on love, I'll be finished in a minute!

**WTFH** · 19 December 2019, 08:13

Staring at the screen is wrecking my eyesight and I’ve got RSI.

**SimonMac** · 19 December 2019, 09:46

This is all well and good but we both know I will fail to commit at the end off this

**d000hg** · 19 December 2019, 15:44

I need to shift my bits.

**CheeseSlice** · 19 December 2019, 16:15

This is Suzy, she's going to help us try that 'Man-in-the-middle' scenario I was talking about.

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