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What's something you can say when programming that you can also say during sex?

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    #61
    Can we video this as a "how to" guide for YouTube?
    I am what I drink, and I'm a bitter man

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      #62
      Hard drive or solid state?

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        #63
        What's something you can say when programming that you can also say during sex?

        Please clean up your splunk log from my internal RAM I am expecting multiple entries tonight from the entire development team


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          #64
          Can you help me out with my dangling pointer?

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            #65
            That DUMP was unexpected , please wipe it from memory before continuing


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              #66
              Originally posted by Whorty View Post
              Can we video this as a "how to" guide for YouTube?
              Carry On Computing?



              qh
              He had a negative bluety on a quackhandle and was quadraspazzed on a lifeglug.

              I look forward to your all knowing and likely sarcastic and unhelpful reply.

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                #67
                I expected your PIPE to be much bigger, that’s not even touching the sides of what my user interface can handle


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                  #68
                  Should we try penetration tests on the back door


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                    #69
                    I need to invoke my right of substitution!
                    Originally posted by Stevie Wonder Boy
                    I can't see any way to do it can you please advise?

                    I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.

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                      #70
                      I asked my accountant, but he's about as clueless as you.
                      …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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