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He's trying to deflect ...... he hasn't managed it 21 times in his life yet, and he's at least late 60's in ageOriginally posted by northernladuk View Post**** me you are dull.
Time is running out for him, and his wrist is getting weaker
I am what I drink, and I'm a bitter man
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Oh, the ironing!Originally posted by Whorty View PostHe's trying to deflect ...... he hasn't managed it 21 times in his life yet, and he's at least late 60's in age
Time is running out for him, and his wrist is getting weaker 
You tried too hard there. Like the little fat kid that's happy he's not the one being singled out.Comment
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Originally posted by JohntheBike View Postamusing, but on a sensible note, surely the ejaculation frequency would in itself be attributed to that person's physiology, libido if you wish, and that in itself might mean a higher resistance to prostrate cancer.
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Someone left the vacuum cleaner under the desk and my foot accidentally knocked the switch on.Originally posted by Zigenare View PostWhat are the others?
Just asking, like..."A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George OrwellComment
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Why do you have to objectify him? His name is Henry....Originally posted by Paddy View PostSomeone left the vacuum cleaner under the desk
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Hetty is far more of a goer.Originally posted by greenlake View PostWhy do you have to objectify him? His name is Henry....

Or so I've been told.
qhHe had a negative bluety on a quackhandle and was quadraspazzed on a lifeglug.
I look forward to your all knowing and likely sarcastic and unhelpful reply.
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Old news. As the saying goes "A w*nk a day keeps the doctor away"bloggoth
If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)Comment
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Oh dear. Projecting again.Originally posted by Zigenare View PostOh, the ironing!
You tried too hard there. Like the little fat kid that's happy he's not the one being singled out.Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!Comment
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