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    I want an attack squirrel!

    Man charged with illegally keeping 'attack squirrel he fed on meth' | The Independent

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    I would get it to attack Russians. Using a chutney spoon....

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    KUATB
    I'm perfect, in a very specific and limited way.
    Hands... out infractions
    Face... the music
    Space... between the ears

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      #3
      Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
      I want an attack squirrel!
      Oh noes....



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        #4
        Preserve Nature

        Pickle a Squirrel
        Confusion is a natural state of being

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          #5
          I'll see your KUATB attack squirrel and raise you a DNGAS feline squirrel assassin.

          https://i.imgur.com/aVUxmHP.mp4

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            #6
            Originally posted by jamesbrown View Post
            I'll see your KUATB attack squirrel and raise you a DNGAS feline squirrel assassin.

            https://i.imgur.com/aVUxmHP.mp4
            Hehe, but a cat would have to be pretty dumb to attack an adult grey squirrel, as they are as quick as lightning and very strong for their size and could easily scratch a cat's eye out!
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              #7
              Originally posted by OwlHoot View Post
              Hehe, but a cat would have to be pretty dumb to attack an adult grey squirrel, as they are as quick as lightning and very strong for their size and could easily scratch a cat's eye out!
              rubbish.
              i've had several cats live with me, who regularly killed squirrels

              Entropy is NOT what it used to be.
              Inertia, however........................

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                #8
                Originally posted by OwlHoot View Post
                Hehe, but a cat would have to be pretty dumb to attack an adult grey squirrel, as they are as quick as lightning and very strong for their size and could easily scratch a cat's eye out!
                They're not as fast as a WTFH bullet.
                When the fun stops, STOP.

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by DoctorStrangelove View Post
                  They're not as fast as a WTFH bullet.

                  Muzzle velocity of my .22 is 410mph (approx)
                  I'm perfect, in a very specific and limited way.
                  Hands... out infractions
                  Face... the music
                  Space... between the ears

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by WTFH View Post
                    Muzzle velocity of my .22 is 410mph (approx)
                    I can't run that fast.

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