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Previously on "I want an attack squirrel!"

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  • WTFH
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    Originally posted by jamesbrown View Post
    I can't run that fast.
    It’s faster than your average drugged-up-to-the-eyeballs/mamil cyclist as well.

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  • greenlake
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    Originally posted by WTFH View Post
    Originally posted by DoctorStrangelove View Post
    They're not as fast as a WTFH bullet.
    Muzzle velocity of my .22 is 410mph (approx)
    Can you hit a moving target (faster than BP on a bicycle )....?

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  • jamesbrown
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    Originally posted by BR14 View Post
    you only have to run faster than the other squirrels
    I reckon WTFH would make an exception...

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  • BR14
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    Originally posted by jamesbrown View Post
    I can't run that fast.
    you only have to run faster than the other squirrels

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  • jamesbrown
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    Originally posted by WTFH View Post
    Muzzle velocity of my .22 is 410mph (approx)
    I can't run that fast.

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  • WTFH
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    Originally posted by DoctorStrangelove View Post
    They're not as fast as a WTFH bullet.

    Muzzle velocity of my .22 is 410mph (approx)

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  • DoctorStrangelove
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    Originally posted by OwlHoot View Post
    Hehe, but a cat would have to be pretty dumb to attack an adult grey squirrel, as they are as quick as lightning and very strong for their size and could easily scratch a cat's eye out!
    They're not as fast as a WTFH bullet.

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  • BR14
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    Originally posted by OwlHoot View Post
    Hehe, but a cat would have to be pretty dumb to attack an adult grey squirrel, as they are as quick as lightning and very strong for their size and could easily scratch a cat's eye out!
    rubbish.
    i've had several cats live with me, who regularly killed squirrels

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  • OwlHoot
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    Originally posted by jamesbrown View Post
    I'll see your KUATB attack squirrel and raise you a DNGAS feline squirrel assassin.

    https://i.imgur.com/aVUxmHP.mp4
    Hehe, but a cat would have to be pretty dumb to attack an adult grey squirrel, as they are as quick as lightning and very strong for their size and could easily scratch a cat's eye out!

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  • jamesbrown
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    I'll see your KUATB attack squirrel and raise you a DNGAS feline squirrel assassin.

    https://i.imgur.com/aVUxmHP.mp4

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  • Diver
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    Preserve Nature

    Pickle a Squirrel

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  • greenlake
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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    I want an attack squirrel!
    Oh noes....



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  • WTFH
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    KUATB

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  • BrilloPad
    started a topic I want an attack squirrel!

    I want an attack squirrel!

    Man charged with illegally keeping 'attack squirrel he fed on meth' | The Independent

    A man accused of feeding methamphetamine to what police called an “attack squirrel” has been charged with illegal possession of wildlife in Alabama.

    I would get it to attack Russians. Using a chutney spoon....

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