I want an attack squirrel!

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WTFH replied

5 July 2019, 21:50
Originally posted by jamesbrown View Post

I can't run that fast.

It’s faster than your average drugged-up-to-the-eyeballs/mamil cyclist as well.
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greenlake replied

5 July 2019, 17:34
Originally posted by WTFH View Post

Originally posted by DoctorStrangelove View Post

They're not as fast as a WTFH bullet.

Muzzle velocity of my .22 is 410mph (approx)

Can you hit a moving target (faster than BP on a bicycle )....?
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jamesbrown replied

5 July 2019, 17:31
Originally posted by BR14 View Post

you only have to run faster than the other squirrels

I reckon WTFH would make an exception...
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BR14 replied

5 July 2019, 17:27
Originally posted by jamesbrown View Post

I can't run that fast.

you only have to run faster than the other squirrels
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jamesbrown replied

5 July 2019, 17:18
Originally posted by WTFH View Post

Muzzle velocity of my .22 is 410mph (approx)

I can't run that fast.
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WTFH replied

5 July 2019, 16:12
Originally posted by DoctorStrangelove View Post

They're not as fast as a WTFH bullet.

Muzzle velocity of my .22 is 410mph (approx)
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DoctorStrangelove replied

5 July 2019, 15:51
Originally posted by OwlHoot View Post

Hehe, but a cat would have to be pretty dumb to attack an adult grey squirrel, as they are as quick as lightning and very strong for their size and could easily scratch a cat's eye out!

They're not as fast as a WTFH bullet.
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BR14 replied

5 July 2019, 15:38
Originally posted by OwlHoot View Post

Hehe, but a cat would have to be pretty dumb to attack an adult grey squirrel, as they are as quick as lightning and very strong for their size and could easily scratch a cat's eye out!

rubbish.
i've had several cats live with me, who regularly killed squirrels
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OwlHoot replied

5 July 2019, 15:25
Originally posted by jamesbrown View Post

I'll see your KUATB attack squirrel and raise you a DNGAS feline squirrel assassin.

https://i.imgur.com/aVUxmHP.mp4

Hehe, but a cat would have to be pretty dumb to attack an adult grey squirrel, as they are as quick as lightning and very strong for their size and could easily scratch a cat's eye out!
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jamesbrown replied

5 July 2019, 14:55
I'll see your KUATB attack squirrel and raise you a DNGAS feline squirrel assassin.

https://i.imgur.com/aVUxmHP.mp4
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Diver replied

5 July 2019, 14:40
Preserve Nature

Pickle a Squirrel
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greenlake replied

5 July 2019, 14:39
Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post

I want an attack squirrel!

Oh noes....
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WTFH replied

5 July 2019, 14:17
KUATB
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5 July 2019, 14:14
I want an attack squirrel!

Man charged with illegally keeping 'attack squirrel he fed on meth' | The Independent

A man accused of feeding methamphetamine to what police called an “attack squirrel” has been charged with illegal possession of wildlife in Alabama.

I would get it to attack Russians. Using a chutney spoon....
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