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It won't look much like a squirrel when it gets there though...Originally posted by WTFH View PostHis heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain... -
And?Originally posted by Mordac View PostIt won't look much like a squirrel when it gets there though...
Stick a kilt on it. The Scots will know where it’s from.…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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And once they've deep fried it, no-one will care.Originally posted by WTFH View PostAnd?
Stick a kilt on it. The Scots will know where it’s from.His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...Comment
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Originally posted by Mordac View PostIt won't look much like a squirrel when it gets there though...
Gentlemen don't thaw your squirrelsComment
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It would have been a proper British red squirrel rather than a Septic interloper tree rat.
Ah.
8000 years ago.
A proper Celtic/Beaker Folk squirrel in which case.When the fun stops, STOP.Comment
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Even a few hundred years ago it was possible for squirrels to travel West Coast to East Coast without touching the ground.
There are way too many people in the UK. Population needs to be halved....Comment
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They still can. Transpennine express!Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostEven a few hundred years ago it was possible for squirrels to travel West Coast to East Coast without touching the ground.But I discovered nothing else but depraved, excessive superstition. Pliny the youngerComment
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You've obviously never travelled TPE!Originally posted by Gibbon View PostThey still can. Transpennine express!Originally posted by Stevie Wonder BoyI can't see any way to do it can you please advise?
I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.Comment
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Oh I have, the trick is to go towards Hull, but get off before you get there. Nice empty carriages. I did it for three weeks whilst recovering from an op, just a few weeks ago. Mind you pulling into Leeds at 16:37 and seeing the despair of the endless throng about to board was haunting.Originally posted by SimonMac View PostYou've obviously never travelled TPE!But I discovered nothing else but depraved, excessive superstition. Pliny the youngerComment
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