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You too can smell like NLyUK...
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It masks the old man's odour of the floor of the gents' end cubicle at Wigan Wallgate.Originally posted by ladymuck View PostNot sure it quite captures the additional scent of stale cheese and onion crispsComment
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Start one attacking Churchy and we will see.Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostI know threads to attack anouther poster attract an auto ban. Is there an exemption for spouses?Comment
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Is that still your favourite fantasy. Gosh.....Originally posted by Old Greg View PostStart one attacking Churchy and we will see.Comment
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If you want to smell of things like that, why not just roll around in some poo? It's free.bloggoth
If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)Comment
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Originally posted by xoggoth View PostIf you want to smell of things like that, why not just roll around in some poo? It's free.
This was a public service announcement, I try this tulip so you don't have to.
Gratis.
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Not so much an auto ban but an "if we can be bothered" ban.. Yes there is an exemption of NLUK's spouse.Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostI know threads to attack anouther poster attract an auto ban. Is there an exemption for spouses?Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!Comment
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But but I didn'tOriginally posted by BrilloPad View PostI know threads to attack anouther poster attract an auto ban. Is there an exemption for spouses?
It's a simile not a direct comment directed at a poster shirley..'CUK forum personality of 2011 - Winner - Yes really!!!!
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