You too can smell like NLyUK...

[ladymuck]

Not paying for it I hope?

We all pay for it, one way or another!

[BrilloPad]

For whom?

Not paying for it I hope?

[ladymuck]

I thought semen was free.....

For whom?

[BrilloPad]

If you want to smell of things like that, why not just roll around in some poo? It's free.

I thought semen was free.....

[ladymuck]

If you want to smell of things like that, why not just roll around in some poo? It's free.

Last I checked, poo does not have the same 'nose' as semen. Completely different bouquet

[northernladuk]

I know threads to attack anouther poster attract an auto ban. Is there an exemption for spouses?

But but I didn't

It's a simile not a direct comment directed at a poster shirley..

[NotAllThere]

I know threads to attack anouther poster attract an auto ban. Is there an exemption for spouses?

Not so much an auto ban but an "if we can be bothered" ban.. Yes there is an exemption of NLUK's spouse.

[Zigenare]

If you want to smell of things like that, why not just roll around in some poo? It's free.

This was a public service announcement, I try this tulip so you don't have to.

Gratis.

[xoggoth]

If you want to smell of things like that, why not just roll around in some poo? It's free.

[BrilloPad]

Start one attacking Churchy and we will see.

Is that still your favourite fantasy. Gosh.....

[Old Greg]

I know threads to attack anouther poster attract an auto ban. Is there an exemption for spouses?

Start one attacking Churchy and we will see.

[BrilloPad]

I know threads to attack anouther poster attract an auto ban. Is there an exemption for spouses?

[northernladyuk]

Not sure it quite captures the additional scent of stale cheese and onion crisps

It masks the old man's odour of the floor of the gents' end cubicle at Wigan Wallgate.

[ladymuck]

Not sure it quite captures the additional scent of stale cheese and onion crisps

[northernladuk]

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